Ideally,this shouldn't be the case given the fact that there are a lot of things which could keep me busy in this PGDIM course at NITIE(don't ask me what does 'T' stand for).But alas,as the lazy bee struck,I was left with no other choice but to turn to my friends,foes and acquaintances alike for advice.
BILLY suggested: "kya yaar,isme kaun sa tension hai.....Beer pine ka,mast rahney ka...bilkul apni tarah..aajkal AURA me 75 Rs. ka ek PITCHER aata hai,aur kya chahiye life me... ab dekh mujhe..hoon naa bilkul bindasssss(sorry for too many 's' his idea deserves just two without 'bind' at the start).CHAITU coaxed me to watch GULTI(without any disrespect to my TELUGU friends,we call them GULTI) movies.He is considered a BOND when it comes to watching multiple movies in a row.I wont discuss many of his specialties till the next few blogs,Just wait. Uncle told: vikas,don't u think we should start jogging.Aajkal subah-subah mast nazara hota hai.I asked 'kaisa nazara bhai?he paused for a second..errr..natural beauty yaar.aur kya?I kept thinking "aur kya"?Somehow these ideas didn't click to me.The only saviour I could think of now was SHETTY.
Shetty,the name is Sandeep shetty...this is the way he introduces himself to a stranger.This guy is whimsical(chain smoker too) and loves to be called BOND,GENIUS et al though I still doubt he really deserves these so called titles. Shetty told: tu BLOG likhna shuru kar de,aur kchh hai nahi tere bas ka....For starter,the above mentioned names have been very close to me from the day I landed in college.Will dedicate a blog of each of them,what's the hurry?
Now,in heights of desperation and nothingness prevailing in and around me,I decided to pen down the incidents which had little/formidable bearing in my life.Bear with me as I am a novice who still has to learn the art.
Blogging was an easy game coz you can conceal yourself and talk bullshit without getting caught.But this is simply not my style.I started to search topics which some readers could at least identify with.So,here it is:the first Blog of the season.
DISCLAIMER
1.A voluntary repudiation of a person's legal claim to something
2.Denial of any connection with or knowledge of
This is how WEBSTER defines the word,though it took me around 35 seconds to gather the meaning.Is this what disclaimer means?Or maybe,I thought,this was an outdated version and an ill-perceived usage.Well,cut the crap.To me,it means you are not associating yourself to the aftermath that is gonna follow and it is a tacit way of playing safe while doing the 'intended' damage.Period.
Well,let me take you through some disclaimers which I stumbled across in recent times.Don't form a judgment until you are fully sure what it actually wanted to convey.You may find similar others and if you do,kindly share it with me.Strangely,I have a penchant for these.Many of these disclaimers have been picked up from tees.What can be a better way to express yourself than by flaunting it on your tee shirt.Now again,those printed in front and those at back ,both have different connotations.Usually,the tees with front ones are worn by people who want others to judge/respond to the slogans.So,next time if you bump into a guy with a catchy slogan in front,try to steal a look at his facial expression.More often than not,his feelings will be like:thanx for reading it....YOU FOOL,the winning smile will be all conspicuous.On the contrary,those who don't give a damn to what others feel or are predominantly insensitive to others' needs will wear the slogans at the back.
Now watch these:
what an innovative way for releasing stress.Kudos to the creative brain who thought of it.It was never so easy before i saw this.
Strongly recommended for people before exams.
The one and only one who came to my mind was BILLY.The stupid guy with his not-so-stupid logic will make sure u don't enter into discussion with him again.You will come to know more of him in the next blogs.
Ideal location: PPO road,NITIE campus.For those who don't know,PPO road is the gateway to heaven:the place which turns first-class engineers into world-class managers.I am not blowing my own trumpet,trust me,it seriously is.PPO road is the stretch of tar which introduces one to the green environs of NITIE.On either side u will find students' hostels and a serene pond...aptly named LOVER'S RETREAT.The pond and the PPO road is god's gift to NITIE.It has witnessed a number of love stories blossoming in the campus.Though there are other places too,like MONTE CARLO road,the library,the MDP courtyard and all but PPO road has emerged as the indisputable champion.Legend has it those who are blessed with the heavenly(read shitty) droppings from above on their shoulders will get a PPI(pre-placement interview) and the lucky few on their heads will be getting a PPO(pre-placement offer).No wonder,you will find people whiling away their time along the road.After all,we all join MBA for a decent job with big moolah,isn't it?
What a simplistic approach.Why do people see pregnant women with only one eye?Haven't you seen that GOAL wala video where-in a woman in her late 20s successfully trespasses into the mexican border in broad daylight.The only difference:the ad-makers used football instead of watermelon.
Dedicated to stupid jokes of our own Charlie Chaplin....ANSHUL RUSIA with a single 's'.
This is a character of unquestionable repute who can crack jokes at his own will at any moment of the day.Awesome personality,often accused of mass stomach pain(if that word ever exists) by laugh riot.mostly found at ATARIA..a place for vellas union.Gels well with girls,rickshaw drivers alike. Can murder nayone for Rs.5.will let u know some other sides of him in due course of time.
Hats off to the caterer who thought of this.Must be owner of an north-Indian(punjabi) restaurant in Toronto.Though I had a few bites at few of them,somehow it didn't catch my eye.
Disclaimer: Please don't go through the rest of the literature if you are underage.
Someone asked Abraham Lincoln what he thought about the bad patches that one encounter in life.Prompt came the reply:
"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other."
If the same question is popped up to Billy,in a split second he will say:
It may sound unethical to many and may raise eyebrows in India,the solution offered is not only unique,goes well with the western influence we are witnessing in our society.
Too funny a message.Couldn't hold it back.May be firms producing contraceptive pills and condoms will start copying a similar version for their future ads.
It's time to take a break.
Topic for the next blog: BILLY
BILLY suggested: "kya yaar,isme kaun sa tension hai.....Beer pine ka,mast rahney ka...bilkul apni tarah..aajkal AURA me 75 Rs. ka ek PITCHER aata hai,aur kya chahiye life me... ab dekh mujhe..hoon naa bilkul bindasssss(sorry for too many 's' his idea deserves just two without 'bind' at the start).CHAITU coaxed me to watch GULTI(without any disrespect to my TELUGU friends,we call them GULTI) movies.He is considered a BOND when it comes to watching multiple movies in a row.I wont discuss many of his specialties till the next few blogs,Just wait. Uncle told: vikas,don't u think we should start jogging.Aajkal subah-subah mast nazara hota hai.I asked 'kaisa nazara bhai?he paused for a second..errr..natural beauty yaar.aur kya?I kept thinking "aur kya"?Somehow these ideas didn't click to me.The only saviour I could think of now was SHETTY.
Shetty,the name is Sandeep shetty...this is the way he introduces himself to a stranger.This guy is whimsical(chain smoker too) and loves to be called BOND,GENIUS et al though I still doubt he really deserves these so called titles. Shetty told: tu BLOG likhna shuru kar de,aur kchh hai nahi tere bas ka....For starter,the above mentioned names have been very close to me from the day I landed in college.Will dedicate a blog of each of them,what's the hurry?
Now,in heights of desperation and nothingness prevailing in and around me,I decided to pen down the incidents which had little/formidable bearing in my life.Bear with me as I am a novice who still has to learn the art.
Blogging was an easy game coz you can conceal yourself and talk bullshit without getting caught.But this is simply not my style.I started to search topics which some readers could at least identify with.So,here it is:the first Blog of the season.
DISCLAIMER
1.A voluntary repudiation of a person's legal claim to something
2.Denial of any connection with or knowledge of
This is how WEBSTER defines the word,though it took me around 35 seconds to gather the meaning.Is this what disclaimer means?Or maybe,I thought,this was an outdated version and an ill-perceived usage.Well,cut the crap.To me,it means you are not associating yourself to the aftermath that is gonna follow and it is a tacit way of playing safe while doing the 'intended' damage.Period.
Well,let me take you through some disclaimers which I stumbled across in recent times.Don't form a judgment until you are fully sure what it actually wanted to convey.You may find similar others and if you do,kindly share it with me.Strangely,I have a penchant for these.Many of these disclaimers have been picked up from tees.What can be a better way to express yourself than by flaunting it on your tee shirt.Now again,those printed in front and those at back ,both have different connotations.Usually,the tees with front ones are worn by people who want others to judge/respond to the slogans.So,next time if you bump into a guy with a catchy slogan in front,try to steal a look at his facial expression.More often than not,his feelings will be like:thanx for reading it....YOU FOOL,the winning smile will be all conspicuous.On the contrary,those who don't give a damn to what others feel or are predominantly insensitive to others' needs will wear the slogans at the back.
Now watch these:
what an innovative way for releasing stress.Kudos to the creative brain who thought of it.It was never so easy before i saw this.Strongly recommended for people before exams.
The one and only one who came to my mind was BILLY.The stupid guy with his not-so-stupid logic will make sure u don't enter into discussion with him again.You will come to know more of him in the next blogs.
Ideal location: PPO road,NITIE campus.For those who don't know,PPO road is the gateway to heaven:the place which turns first-class engineers into world-class managers.I am not blowing my own trumpet,trust me,it seriously is.PPO road is the stretch of tar which introduces one to the green environs of NITIE.On either side u will find students' hostels and a serene pond...aptly named LOVER'S RETREAT.The pond and the PPO road is god's gift to NITIE.It has witnessed a number of love stories blossoming in the campus.Though there are other places too,like MONTE CARLO road,the library,the MDP courtyard and all but PPO road has emerged as the indisputable champion.Legend has it those who are blessed with the heavenly(read shitty) droppings from above on their shoulders will get a PPI(pre-placement interview) and the lucky few on their heads will be getting a PPO(pre-placement offer).No wonder,you will find people whiling away their time along the road.After all,we all join MBA for a decent job with big moolah,isn't it?
What a simplistic approach.Why do people see pregnant women with only one eye?Haven't you seen that GOAL wala video where-in a woman in her late 20s successfully trespasses into the mexican border in broad daylight.The only difference:the ad-makers used football instead of watermelon.
Dedicated to stupid jokes of our own Charlie Chaplin....ANSHUL RUSIA with a single 's'.This is a character of unquestionable repute who can crack jokes at his own will at any moment of the day.Awesome personality,often accused of mass stomach pain(if that word ever exists) by laugh riot.mostly found at ATARIA..a place for vellas union.Gels well with girls,rickshaw drivers alike. Can murder nayone for Rs.5.will let u know some other sides of him in due course of time.
Hats off to the caterer who thought of this.Must be owner of an north-Indian(punjabi) restaurant in Toronto.Though I had a few bites at few of them,somehow it didn't catch my eye.Disclaimer: Please don't go through the rest of the literature if you are underage.
Someone asked Abraham Lincoln what he thought about the bad patches that one encounter in life.Prompt came the reply:"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other."
If the same question is popped up to Billy,in a split second he will say:
It may sound unethical to many and may raise eyebrows in India,the solution offered is not only unique,goes well with the western influence we are witnessing in our society.
Too funny a message.Couldn't hold it back.May be firms producing contraceptive pills and condoms will start copying a similar version for their future ads.It's time to take a break.
Topic for the next blog: BILLY
